stop trusting millennials with your social media pages they don’t know what they’re doing

welcome to social mediuhhh
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HI THERE. WE’RE SOCIAL MEDIUHHH

Honestly you’re just spending too much time on marketing because what you’re doing isn’t working.

You’ll get boyfriend treatment on us, don’t worry ;)

yk you need us

small businesses


we can lowkey teach it to U too

if you’re in the mood to learn or whatnot… we’ve prepared a course. yes we know you can’t afford it. but the point of taking a big risk is having a big reward. you never know how much a set of instructions can change your life. ps we know you can still get it if ur broke. only get it if U wanna make big time dinero

you’ll love it here. each week you will get a personally created “funnel” containing the exact steps we are taking to fulfill your brand’s legacy on social media. this is a pattern of 10-14 things that are done cumulatively to let your content make it's way to your target audience’s for you page.


BIG BUSINESSES

IF YOU’RE A BIG BUSINESS YOU NEED HELP TOO. WE CURATE UNIQUE PATHWAYS FOR LARGE FIRMS AND COMPANIES AS WELL. THESE UNIQUE PATHWAYS FUNNEL THEIR WAY INTO YOUR TARGET AUDIENCE’S FOR YOU PAGE. YEA


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gen z coded

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millions of results

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actually creative · gen z coded · millions of results ·